Hubband: I love you. You know that right.
Me: Yeah. That's what you're always telling me.
Hubband: Do you doubt it?
Me: Well, talk is cheap.
Hubband: Not at my hourly rate.
Also from the Hubband department...
Me (from the other room): Hubband, are you busy?
Me: What are you doing?
Hubband: Jobs American women won't do.
I come into the room to find him taking out the garbage.
Here's hoping that you, too can share a smile with your spouse this week!