Most of you probably haven't heard of the long-ago tradition of wearing argyle on the first Sunday of a new year.
That would be because I made it up. But, it is kind of a neat idea, don't you think? The boys and I wore argyle to church. Cate doesn't own any argyle. This will be rectified by Argyle Sunday next year, I assure you. And, Hubband? "Unless the Queen makes me the Duke of Argyle, there is not a chance," he informed me. Not even socks! Party pooper.
Well, it is a little late for this year, but here is hoping you can all participate in Argyle Sunday next year. Spread the word!
Sunday, January 3, 2010
Friday, January 1, 2010
A Fable for the New Year: Mia and the Two-Measure Bucket with a Hole in the Side of it, About Half-way Up
For the new year, I have written a fable. It is about a girl named Mia who lives in a mushroom, and her bucket. Mia has an extensive and fanciful back-story which I have edited out for brevity. However, it is still not very "brev" for a blog post. Thank you in advance to those of you who honor me by finishing it, and
Happy New Year to One and ALL!!!!!
Once upon a time, there lived a little girl named Mia. She lived with her family in a hollowed-out toadstool on the forest floor, painted with polka-dots. The toadstool was painted with polka dots, not the forest floor. That would just be silly.
Mia’s was a family of nomads. They moved from place to place, taking their toadstool with them, usually stopping close to a creek or river to have use of the water.
Mia fetched the water in the morning, her little brother Boonedoggle fetched it at midday (when they needed the least), and her older sister Catilda fetched it before dinner (when they needed the most).
Unfortunately, the bucket had a hole in the side of it, about half way up. Every morning Mia walked to the creek and scooped out two measures of water, for it was a two-measure bucket, and every morning, by the time she arrived home, she only had one measure of water to pour into the family cistern. Every day, day after day, it was the same thing. She would scoop out two measures of water and arrive home with only one.
This never seemed to bother Boonedoggle, the Dawdler or Catilda, the Perfect, but it made Mia very grumpy.
When she complained, which was often, Mother would only say, “You’re doing a fine job with the bucket, Mia.” Complaining to Catilda was no better. “I think it is a lovely bucket,” she would say. “I like to watch the water squirt out the hole,” was Boonedoggle’s contribution on the subject. Mia was vexed beyond description. Until one day she had an idea.
The New Year was coming; the time when all the children of the forest can ask the Forest King to meet a special need. Mia was going to ask the King to fix the family’s bucket. She was sure this would be the end to her unhappiness.
So it happened, that on the eve of the New Year, after their chores were done and Mother had enough water in the cistern to wash the dishes, Mia, Catilda, and Boonedoggle, sat down to make requests of the Forest King. Each one written on a scrap of paper, and placed into a bottle, which Father corked. The children then walked down to the creek and dropped the bottle in. All water in the forest flows to the King.
The next morning, when Mia awoke, she went straight to the front door, and the hook upon which the bucket was kept. There it was, just like before. A two-measure bucket, with a hole in the side of it, about half way up. Inside the bucket was a note. It read,
Mia,
There is nothing wrong with your bucket.
The King
Well, Mia was beside herself with disappointment. She showed the note to Mother, who smiled and commented that not every little girl gets a note from the Forest King. She showed the note to Father, who laughed gently and ran his hand through her curls. She was going to show the note to Catilda, but by now she had gone from disappointed to angry, and figured there was no point anyway.
So, Mia grumpused off to fetch the water.
By the time she got to the creek, she was so angry, that when she scooped a bucket full of water, and it started to flow out the hole in the side of it, about half way up, she had no reasonable action left to a girl of her nature but to dump all the water out and throw the bucket into the forest.
There was a loud crack, and a yelp. Then a voice came booming out of the trees. “Who is throwing buckets!? I demand an answer!”
It was Winchester, a wise (and often extremely cranky) old hare. He emerged from the woods holding a sore spot on his head and Mia’s bucket. “So it was you, mercurial Mia? Explain yourself!”
“I am so sorry, sir. I was just so mad at the bucket, and…”
“Wait, wait, wait! Say no more!” he interrupted. “How can you be mad at a bucket? You are being ridiculous. Explain yourself!”
Now Mia was a bit scared, and crying, but she did the best she could to explain her predicament.
“Hmm. I see,” said the hare, somewhat less cranky than before. “Let me ask you this. Did the bucket have a hole in it yesterday?”
“Yes,” Mia answered.
“And the day before that?”
“Yes.”
“And the day before that?”
“Yes, yes, yes. Every day it has a hole in it and has had for as long as I can remember!”
“Then why are you mad at the bucket?” asked Mr. Winchester, sounding cranky again. “It is what it has always been: A one measure bucket that looks like a two measure bucket with a hole in the side of it, about half way up. To expect it to be anything more is folly. So, GO! Be mad in my woods no more, unless it be at yourself for expecting too much.”
With that, Winchester returned to his place in the forest, leaving Mia alone with her thoughts and her new one measure bucket.
Mia’s unhappiness did not leave her all at once. It took her some time. Luckily she had many trips back and forth to the creek during which to think. Eventually, she began to see the wisdom in what Winchester, the wise and cranky old hare, had said, and she learned for herself, what we would all do well to remember.
Every expectation is a potential disappointment. Expect accordingly.
Here at the threshold of two thousand and then, (Jonah's term for the new year) I resolve, with Mia in mind, to
- Stop expecting my five year old to act like an eight year old just because he has the vocabulary of one.
- Stop expecting to feel rested.
- Stop expecting my house to stay clean.
Hmm, I feel happier all ready.
( Original Art Work by Me,
ball point pen and crayon
on copy paper, 2009
I take full credit because
no one else wants any. )
ball point pen and crayon
on copy paper, 2009
I take full credit because
no one else wants any. )
Wednesday, December 30, 2009
Mother of the Year
I am working on something for the New Year, which may turn out to be a good idea, poorly executed. Or, just a bad idea. We shall see. But, until then, here is one last glimpse at Christmas.
This is Samuel and Catherine playing with Cate's new doll stroller. This is also my video submission to the Mother of the Year Nominating Committee.
I shall see you all back here in the new year, or as Jonah has been calling it, two thousand and then.
This is Samuel and Catherine playing with Cate's new doll stroller. This is also my video submission to the Mother of the Year Nominating Committee.
I shall see you all back here in the new year, or as Jonah has been calling it, two thousand and then.
Monday, December 28, 2009
What Rhymes With Babylon?
After all of the holiday excitement, today has been blessedly boring.
I have yet to find a home for the new toys, but I did get them sorted into three laundry baskets; one for each child. (What am I doing about the laundry while my baskets are thus employed? Don't ask.)
We played three games of Chutes and Ladders, which Jonah got for Christmas. Jonah describes it as, "very chute-y and ladder-y." That's good, right?
We started eating the ginger bread house. It was a bit tough. I had to dunk my piece in my tea. Luckily I have a big, new mug.
We built three new train tracks on the train table we got last year for Christmas.
We are learning all the words to the Veggie Tales sing-a-long video, which we got two Christmases ago. And I have to admit, any children's song with the lyric, "We could use him as a footstool or a table to play Scrabble on, Then tie him up and beat him up and throw him out of Babylon!" is okay by me. (It makes sense in context.)
I'm sure there is something in the back of the house which needs tending (like the pile of laundry taller than my second child) but I'm okay with that.
I hope your ordinary life is getting back to normal.
I have yet to find a home for the new toys, but I did get them sorted into three laundry baskets; one for each child. (What am I doing about the laundry while my baskets are thus employed? Don't ask.)
We played three games of Chutes and Ladders, which Jonah got for Christmas. Jonah describes it as, "very chute-y and ladder-y." That's good, right?
We started eating the ginger bread house. It was a bit tough. I had to dunk my piece in my tea. Luckily I have a big, new mug.
We built three new train tracks on the train table we got last year for Christmas.
We are learning all the words to the Veggie Tales sing-a-long video, which we got two Christmases ago. And I have to admit, any children's song with the lyric, "We could use him as a footstool or a table to play Scrabble on, Then tie him up and beat him up and throw him out of Babylon!" is okay by me. (It makes sense in context.)
I'm sure there is something in the back of the house which needs tending (like the pile of laundry taller than my second child) but I'm okay with that.
I hope your ordinary life is getting back to normal.
My Afternoon Smile
Well, it is Hubband's first day back to work after Christmas. The kids and I are back to our routine. Well, sort of. The boys have not had naps in three days and there is some sugar detox going on. But, finally, I have a chance to write again. So, here I sit at my computer while the children watch Sesame Street. (Don't judge me. Television can be educational. Just last week Samuel informed that every dinosaur poops. I didn't teach him that.) Where was I? Oh yeah. Here I sit at my computer, and I got nothin'.
Well, I have this. Another reason to smile.
It was a gift from my mother. I love the statement it makes. (Unfortunately my kids can't read.) But, my favorite part is the ermine trim. So regal. It holds an obscene amount of coffee. Too much coffee makes Mommy crazy. So, I have changed my own preference for drinking tea out of a cup and saucer, and made this my afternoon tea mug.
And while I am smiling...I logged on this morning to find that Hubband had changed the desktop photo to this.
I don't know where he got it or what he is trying to say by using it as wallpaper, but it did give me a chuckle.
Hopefully inspiration will strike today, or at the very least this week, and I will be back with some actual writing. Until then, I hope I have made you smile.
Or you can check these out. They are some of my best work, in my opinion.
Eulogy
Halloween, One Boy's Obsession
Well, I have this. Another reason to smile.
SHE WHO MUST BE OBEYED!!!!
It was a gift from my mother. I love the statement it makes. (Unfortunately my kids can't read.) But, my favorite part is the ermine trim. So regal. It holds an obscene amount of coffee. Too much coffee makes Mommy crazy. So, I have changed my own preference for drinking tea out of a cup and saucer, and made this my afternoon tea mug.
And while I am smiling...I logged on this morning to find that Hubband had changed the desktop photo to this.
I don't know where he got it or what he is trying to say by using it as wallpaper, but it did give me a chuckle.
Hopefully inspiration will strike today, or at the very least this week, and I will be back with some actual writing. Until then, I hope I have made you smile.
Or you can check these out. They are some of my best work, in my opinion.
Eulogy
Halloween, One Boy's Obsession
Thursday, December 24, 2009
Cookies for Santa
We made cookies for Santa. Chocolate chip. We heard they were his favorite.
We mixed.
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
The Smuggersons
I found this in my "draft" box. It is a bit snarky. I must have been in a mood when I wrote it. But, I still like it. So, excuse my snark, and take it for humor, as it was intended.
I have been on a little blogosphere adventure. Blogger has a "next blog" feature. If you look at the top of the page you will see it. Everyday since I started blogging I have hit that a few times just to see where I land.
At first, all I got were sites in Arabic, porn, and so many sites for Micronesian "hair bands" that I was beginning to think those were code words for something nefarious. Recently, however, Blogger has greatly improved this feature. They now send you to site that might actually interest you. Or, are at least in a language you can read.
Because of the nature of my own blog and my Google searches, I get sent to a lot of parent blogs. (Or, medieval armor blogs if Hubband has been using the computer.) These are blogs by parents that purport to tell you about the cute doings of Jaden, Kaden, Payton, Leighton, Addison, Madison, and Huck. But, really, they are where these parents can come to tell you how superior they are.
After a few weeks of reading these, I have compiled a list of things I am sick of hearing people be smug about.
I have been on a little blogosphere adventure. Blogger has a "next blog" feature. If you look at the top of the page you will see it. Everyday since I started blogging I have hit that a few times just to see where I land.
At first, all I got were sites in Arabic, porn, and so many sites for Micronesian "hair bands" that I was beginning to think those were code words for something nefarious. Recently, however, Blogger has greatly improved this feature. They now send you to site that might actually interest you. Or, are at least in a language you can read.
Because of the nature of my own blog and my Google searches, I get sent to a lot of parent blogs. (Or, medieval armor blogs if Hubband has been using the computer.) These are blogs by parents that purport to tell you about the cute doings of Jaden, Kaden, Payton, Leighton, Addison, Madison, and Huck. But, really, they are where these parents can come to tell you how superior they are.
After a few weeks of reading these, I have compiled a list of things I am sick of hearing people be smug about.
Cloth Diapers
Home Birth
Organic and/or Locally Grown Produce
Homeschooling
Baby Wearing
Family Bed
Fast Food/Processed Food/Any Food not made of Bark
Don't get me wrong, I am not against cloth diapers. I have used them. I am not against home birth, but my first one was in there sideways people. Only one way he was getting out. We have done the immunization research and made the right decision for each child. We have locally grown organic produce delivered, but it does not make me superior to anyone. You either, Mr. and Mrs. Smuggerson. So, by all means, extol the virtues of the above, but don't be smug. We're all doing the best we can with what we've got.
Now, I want to make perfectly clear that Mr. and Mrs. BLOG Smuggerson are not to be confused with Mrs. PARK Uppity-Smuggerson. (She only started hyphenating after the child was born as a concession to practicality.) She of the $200 hair cut, $400 jeans, and $1000 stroller, with one clean kid (named Jean Pierre or Walter) in an adorable $50 outfit. The woman who cringes and stays close when my child comes too near hers. Germs, you know. Or maybe she is worried my boy's "ordinary" is contagious. Fine lady. Whatever. I get it. Your son is going to run the world. But mine is going to have a lot more fun being a kid.
Home Birth
Organic and/or Locally Grown Produce
Homeschooling
Baby Wearing
Family Bed
Fast Food/Processed Food/Any Food not made of Bark
Don't get me wrong, I am not against cloth diapers. I have used them. I am not against home birth, but my first one was in there sideways people. Only one way he was getting out. We have done the immunization research and made the right decision for each child. We have locally grown organic produce delivered, but it does not make me superior to anyone. You either, Mr. and Mrs. Smuggerson. So, by all means, extol the virtues of the above, but don't be smug. We're all doing the best we can with what we've got.
Now, I want to make perfectly clear that Mr. and Mrs. BLOG Smuggerson are not to be confused with Mrs. PARK Uppity-Smuggerson. (She only started hyphenating after the child was born as a concession to practicality.) She of the $200 hair cut, $400 jeans, and $1000 stroller, with one clean kid (named Jean Pierre or Walter) in an adorable $50 outfit. The woman who cringes and stays close when my child comes too near hers. Germs, you know. Or maybe she is worried my boy's "ordinary" is contagious. Fine lady. Whatever. I get it. Your son is going to run the world. But mine is going to have a lot more fun being a kid.
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