I'm only doing this job to keep myself busy between films.
An old boss gave it to me. I tried not to read too much into that. She also said I should be a stand up comedian. And she wasn't the first boss to suggest this. I tried not to read too much into that either.
This isn't my first "morning smile" routine. Years ago, I had a sunshade for the windshield of my car. One side had a picture or something, but the other side said in huge red letters. HELP NEEDED. CALL POLICE. Well, I worked at the police department. I got the biggest chuckle out of parking my car facing the street putting up the "call police" side of my sun shade. Okay, maybe the chuckle wasn't very big, but it was a chuckle. That is the most we can ask of some mornings, isn't it?