If your car has something stupid to say, I will repeat it, and mock you in the process.
Seen: One Prius, bearing the bumper sticker Renewable Energy IS National Security. Appropriate enough on a Prius, but not when it is being towed by two bedroom recreational vehicle.
Seen: Made in America, with Filipino Parts. Um. Oooh. Ones bumper is not an appropriate place to discuss the details of one's conception.
Seen: SHE WHO DIES WITH THE MOST SHOES WINS. Wins what exactly? You can only take one pair with you, baby. Maybe I'm just a hater, as I have always been hard to fit, and now (that I am middle aged) wear only clogs. God bless the Danish for their clogs!
Seen: 26.2 Do you know what that is? It is the length of a marathon, in miles. When one runs a marathon, one likes to tell everybody. Fair enough. That's a pretty impressive achievement. But let me ask you, driver of the Ford Excursion bearing this sticker, why, if you can run so far, must you park your land yacht in a compact space to be closer to the door, rather than the full-sized space RIGHT NEXT TO IT? Is that extra five feet really going to kill you.
I, for one, have no stickers on my car. I can't stand the pressure. People can be so judgmental.