Monday, January 24, 2011

A Drive to the Doctor (You Think This Won't Happen to You, But it Will)

I don't want to go to the doctor.  I don't want to go to the doctor.  I don't want to go to the doctor.  Sam, please stop screaming.  I don't want to go to the doctor.   I don't want to go to the doctor.  I don't want to go to the doctor.  I don't want to go to the doctor.  It's okay.  It's not going to hurt.  I don't want to go to the doctor.  I don't want to go to the doctor.  I don't want to go to the doctor.  They are just going to look in your throat.  I don't want to go to the doctor.  I don't want to go to the doctor.   I don't want to go to the doctor.    I don't want to go to the doctor.  Sam, stop screaming.  I don't want to go to the doctor.    I don't want to go to the doctor.  I don't want to go to the doctor.  I don't want to go to the doctor.    You have to stop screaming.  I don't want to go to the doctor. I don't want to go to the doctor.  I don't want to go to the doctor.  I don't want to go There won't be any shots I promise.   to the doctor.  I don't want to go to the doctor.  I don't want to go to the doctor.  I don't want to go to the doctor.  Sam, if you keep screaming, I will have to give Daddy a bad report, and you won't get to play with the iPod later.  I don't want to go to the doctor.  I don't want to go to the doctor.  I don't want to go to the doctor.   I will pull this car over.  I don't want to go to the doctor.  Do you want me to pull this car over?  I don't want to go to the doctor.  I don't want to go to the doctor.  I don't want to go to the doctor.  I don't want to go to the doctor.    I don't want to go to the doctor.  I don't want to go to the doctor. I don't want to go to the doctor.  Sam, please.  I don't want to go to the doctor.  I don't want to go to the doctor. I don't want to go to the doctor.  I don't want to go to the doctor.  What do I have to do to make you stop screaming?  I don't want to go to the doctor.  I don't want to go to the doctor.  I don't want to go to the doctor.  I don't want to go to the doctor.  I don't want to go to the doctor.  If you stop screaming, I'll give you a cookie.  I don't want to

What kind of cookie?

4 comments:

  1. LOL!!! I love your children and your writing!! How was his throat?

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  2. It did happen to me! A little differently though... My second son had a chance to play his latest piano recital piece for a room full of people who actually wanted to hear it. After a lot of back and forth with him, I bribed him to play for $20. I finally gave him the $20 dollars I promised him back then, when he was 18 years old, at his senior piano/harp recital. There is light at the end of the tunnel.

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