When choosing a loose-fit jean, avoid the high waist and roomy crotch associated with the dreaded Mom Jean. 'The high pocket placement of Mom Jeans can create pancake butt, and that extra ease around the stomach accentuates a tummy,' says Moan Hanoch, Creative Director of Citizens of Humanity.*
I don't know what this means, but it makes me feel old...and fat...and bad about myself.
In other news, I have moved to northern Idaho. More on the later. Maybe. Or, not. I can't promise.
*Quote taken from People Weekly, March 4, 2013