Jonah and Sam have a castle (complete with dragon), and a pirate island (complete with sea serpent), both well populated by little knights and sailors. Hard, oddly shaped, painful-when-stepped-on, little knights and sailors. The other night, after I almost trod upon Sir Angus at the foot of Samuel's bed, I reminded them, "Boys, you need to make sure all of your castle pieces get picked up or you are going to lose them."
To which Jonah replied, "Mom, we don't care about those. We only care about video games, Legos, and God."
God was not an after thought, which is good, but He only got third billing. And, Jonah was totally lying when he said he didn't care about his castle pieces, he was just too lazy to pick them up. (Mother hangs head in shame, on both counts.)